i’m abandoning this blog. below is what used to be my description.
••YOU GOT THIS!!! :D ••
raise ur self esteem or i *will* chuck blueberries into ur throat 4 u to munch on while u talk to ur therapist.
unless you’re allergic, in which case i’m flexible. if you just don’t like them well tough shit.
• blueberry bro • shitpost generator since camelot •
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••• SAFE SPACE, ONLY GOOD VIBES HERE STARTING 2020•••
• No nsfw here (swearing tho) • Inclusive/Intersectional feminist • pro-choice • part of a hate group/pedo? (yes, u terfs) kindly fuck off! :) • ——————————————————————
*shoots blueberries out of an airsoft*
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if you read my whole bio, i am legally required to [REDACTED]. if that’s not possible then send me an ask or somethin idk
Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!
Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!
What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!
They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!
something about tumblr’s endless scrolling and fantastic ability to pick fights with everyone and everything appealed to me initially. but then i left, and since then… my mental health has improved 1000%.
and although i enjoy shitposting, you kinda have to do it every day to get popular. and i don’t have the mental capacity to do that! (it’s important to know your limits!)
i know right now with covid is really scary, especially for my friends in the more infected countries. and that’s kind of why i’m leaving. i’ve moved on, and i want to find out more about what i like to do, and then do it. quarantine can either get you super depressed, or you can use the extra time you’ve got (if you’re lucky to be working remotely) to actually, y’know, do stuff. (shocking i know)
i’ll still log in once a year or that crap if i remember so tumblr doesn’t just up delete this blog, and if i get REALLY bored i *might* come back for a day, but other than that, considering this blog already hadn’t been getting notes while i was actually active, i’m probably not coming back.
ok, that’s about it. bye guys, if anyone in this hellhole even cares.
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
Stay aware of what time it is. If you’re staying up late, it might be time to head to bed! A good night’s sleep is important to your mental and physical health. :)
IM SO !!! FUCKING EMBARASSED ??? IM SITTING HERE WATCHING TV WITH HEADPHONES ON AND I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAMING SCREAMING LIKE HELP ME HELP ME AND I FREAKED OUT SO I CALLED THE COPS AND WAS LIKE “HI THIS COULD BE AN EMERGENCY IT COULD NOT IDK BUT I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAMING HELP ME AND MOANING LIKE THEYRE IN PAIN” AND AFTER I HUNG UP THEY SCREAMED “YES I LOVE UR FAT COCK INSIDE ME” AND THEN I GASPED…I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN STAIRS TO TELL THE COPS NOT TO COME UP AND HOW FUCKING EMBARASSED I WAS SJSJSJSKROTKDM ANYWAY…THEYRE STILL AT IT AND LEFT THIS NOTE
